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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.
Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.
by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022
mugGet the Chub Rubmug.

brass rubbings

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.
I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.
by Neilwill March 21, 2019
mugGet the brass rubbingsmug.

Rub Rash

When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch
Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!
by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018
mugGet the Rub Rashmug.

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand
I flat hand rubed big willz
by Big willz March 11, 2019
mugGet the flat hand rubmug.

rubbing out the kids

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.
by assographer March 2, 2018
mugGet the rubbing out the kidsmug.

rub her tucker

Bro did you rub her tucker.
by Boostfreak January 30, 2017
mugGet the rub her tuckermug.

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