release the kitties

Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.

When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.

by Bottom Ford, Esq February 27, 2012

Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

by baggins231 January 11, 2010

Cum relay

The passing of spunk between different receptacles, orifices and people.

Basically, I spunked in her, sucked it out, spat it into her mouth and she gave a spit shot to her mate next to us who swallowed it in the home straight of a cum relay..

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

fake religion

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

by Demonic bro December 6, 2013

leilas religion

leilas religion is communism of dumbassery. we serve the holy trinity, pepe kermit and shrek. we hate sec ones and dumb people shall be named zajeb. caps and autocorrect are excommunicated. thats the only sin of leilaests

leilas religion is better than keke’s religion and martins cult

by iambigbrainbitch October 21, 2019

bee movie and relax

When you ask someone to come over to watch a movie and chill, expecting to hook up, but they friend-zone you and all you really did is watch a movie and chill .

"That chick came over last night"
"Did you guys hook up?"
"No, we bee movie and relaxed"
"rip"

by deadgabyemilyaf November 17, 2015

Rhode Island Reload

A Rhode Island Reload is when a man ejaculates inside a women’s mouth following oral sex. While the women still has the ejaculate still in her mouth, the two proceed to make out reloading the ejaculate into the man’s body

Dude, Thomas was telling me about an amazing Rhode Island Reload he got last night.

by Kendall’s Men March 17, 2019