Procrastibog

Pronounced "pro-crasta-bog";
The act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.

"Oh geez Wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, I better procrastibog to check on those Mets to avoid doing work"

by Chrishendo April 29, 2014

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrasturbate

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?

by travvo May 13, 2014

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow...

He is totally procrastinating

by bcmwolverine May 14, 2014

Procrastronaut

a certified yet not certified (because it is to much work) procrastinator

When I grow up I want to be a Procrastronaut!

by Hobo Salad May 20, 2014

Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014

Procrastigaming

prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,gām,iNG- Noun - The act of delaying or postponing something with video games.

"I was Procrastigaming to the point were I forgot my anniversary. Not that I would remember usually, just trying to use this word in a sentence."

by Gone_Urban August 27, 2014