poofter

anyone who sucks cok

gg my poofter

by gigganiggaman March 26, 2023

Poofidee

1). An optimistic, whimsical and carefree mentality, Taking nothing seriously.

2). To have no negative view of life.

"My friend Felipe is always in a state of pure Poofidee. He's never mad or sad about anything!!"

by KingChickenSandwich April 1, 2023

Poofzamei

Pronounced POOF-ZA-MEI.
Indicates that something is exciting.
Synonym for wow.

Poofzamei, we scored a goal!

by IvanIsAHuman May 16, 2023

pooftie

one onomatopoeia for the muffled sound of something falling on the ground.

"she wasn't sure of how she got there, but she could remember about falling from the sky, making a 'pooftie' sound as she met the soft grass."

by fluffy warmth August 24, 2023

Poofter Drill

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.

"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"

by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024

Poofolio

The elaborate list of a Poofolist that has purposely gone out of one’s way to shit in multiple new locations while in public.

Tom: hey man how’s that Poofolio?
Steve: ya know what Tom it’s really going swimmingly, I’ve added HomeDepot and Walgreens this week alone.

by Muffmaster6969 January 5, 2024

Pooficiency

When you are very regular and can get all your business done for the day in a relatively short window of time.

Dave has a high level of pooficiency. He can easily knock out 3 before 10 am and be done for the day. He's extremely pooficient.

by DurtyDetoxx January 17, 2024