Pollock

v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.

Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!

by Professor Quinta July 12, 2012

Pillow Partition

A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

Example 1:

Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."

Example 2:

Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."

Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."

by 1526rd November 9, 2011

pollotarian

A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues.
Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism

Many pollotarians buy there poultry from cage free farms.

by Taihanne May 17, 2008

pillow

n. A rectangular cloth bag stuffed with feathers, foam rubber, or other soft materials, used to support the head when lying down.
v. Rest (one's head) as if on a pillow.
(OED)

ed. - Also a brilliant tool to engage in friendly fights in. Honestly, people.

n. I went to bed and rested my head on a pillow.
v. He pillowed on the train station.

by chewyyyyyyyy November 21, 2011

pillow-talk

Refers to a pleasant conversation that you share with a buxom gal while your face is buried between her ample tits. Extra brownie-points if you remembered to "mow the lawn" right beforehand, so that the chest-sharing chick just feels satiny-smooth jowls in her cleavage rather than sandpapery raspies or prickly/tickly hairs; besides, freshly-shaved cheeks are ultra-sensitive, and so you get a "past heavenly" feeling from softly rubbing your face against a girl's "girls".

Horny dude: I love having pillow-talks with Tiffany; da only prob is that I usually doze off halfway through da conversation because her nice warm "pillows" super-relax me and make me drowsy, and so I end up just laying my head on her chest and falling asleep.

by QuacksO February 26, 2017

Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.

You stupid Pillock!

by rich September 9, 2003

pillowtalk

When one is pretending one has a partner (normally fantasisical), in the bed with them and talks to the pillow. It is also used to describe when two people chat pointlessly before/after sex.

Couples:
A: That was great weren't it?
B: Yeah, so what you doing tomorrow?
A: Dunno, you?
B: Same

by Sh|t June 21, 2004