Piss-You-Off-Hot 

"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.

Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.

The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.

Piss-You-Off-Hot by jm2011 September 19, 2009

Piss can 

A Piss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. Piss can's are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. Piss can's also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. Naturally, piss can's struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. Piss can's often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and piss can's describe such individuals as "boring".

Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.

"***** used to be a cool dude, now he's just a piss can"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Piss can by (piss)canyoubelieveit January 9, 2013

Piss Boy

A piss boy is a piss boy. They shall do the monke dance and be terrorized by Ed Sheeran until they are no longer a piss boy or until they die. Not to be confused with scat man. This is a gender neutral term.

Kyle is such a piss boy!

Piss Boy by Sprankls November 18, 2019

piss on a plate 

Something very flat.

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.

piss on a plate by T-Biz July 20, 2006

piss on me 

screw me over. create chaos in my life. mess with me.

don't piss on me, tell me if you don't want this

piss on me by Anna Bratta April 1, 2008

piss corn 

A very fun way to pass time with your friends and loved ones, but illegal in at least all countries.

1: Take a cooked corn cob
2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels
3: Replace fluid with urine
4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance

Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.

"Hey, Bob, you still getting refills on that Mountain Dew?"

"I sure am!"

"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"

"Sounds just spiffy!"

piss corn by Hotels March 18, 2009

Piss Puddle 

A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.

You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.

Piss Puddle by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002