onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

Cheeky Onion

When a girl cuts a hole into an onion, proceeds to blindfold you and sucks your dick with said holed onion

Bro, this girl named Aine sucked my dick with an onion!! She called it a Cheeky Onion, and I'm so fucking confused why she did it!

by WeirdO_o April 05, 2018

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022

Onion Budgee

She's got a stink pussy , she's got an Onion Budgeee.

That girl over there has a Onion Budgee.

by Debbie Dunlap April 26, 2023

Serve the Onion

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017

Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.

Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo

by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025

onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

by big daddy flim September 07, 2014