Junk Food

basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.

Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.

Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.

Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

by Tryky October 14, 2009

Jenks

a pseudonym for

1. A friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.

2. Someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.

The name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (Jenks, Jenkins, Jenxxxs)

"Jenks! Wake the fuck up! You are passed out in the middle of a party!"

"Stop throwing fucking pennies at me Jenks."

by Bigsir 44 April 11, 2010

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

man junk

Reference to a man and all the excess motor-based ‘grown-up’ toys that he has accumulated over the years (e.g. dirtbikes, ATVs, go-karts, etc...)

“John’s had to buy a new trailer to carry all his man junk.”

by Todd T. April 24, 2008

Skunk Junk

A vagina so terribly raunchy that you can not help but crying at the smell of it.

Theresa's pooter was so stinky that after i cried for a week I tracked her through the mall only by the smell of her pussy. I proceeded by stabbing her in the throat 132 times. I attemepted to remove her vagina but i could not dou to the constant gagging. I then painted my brains on the ceiling of my high school with my fathers shotgun. All because of Theresa's Skunk Junk!

by Jason Gallo October 21, 2007

junk

A word to replace 'chunk' or 'piece'.

A junk of wood, or a junk of ice.

by oldbitty December 26, 2011

Junk in the Trunk

1. To carry emotional baggage or to have emotional set backs due to past events.

2. To carry weight in the "rear"

1. "Living in todays world, everyone has a little junk in the trunk"

2."Look at her butt! Talk about some junk in the trunk!"

by Shadedangel October 8, 2005