Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion

“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”

by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard

In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.

by yhatsup February 18, 2022

Jeef

A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.

Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.

by Col. Klink June 14, 2011

jeff jarret

(noun) owns nwa tna, couldnt really make it in other companies so he made his own

jeff jarret is a douche bag

by dudelove February 14, 2004

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009

Jeff Abel Kush

A certain type of marijuana that makes you think you are the best at anything you do

let me get dub of that Jeff Abel Kush

by beasty7 January 16, 2011

Jeffing

Jeffing is the act of interrupting peoples activities in a rude way.

*Jack and Nick are playing volleyball.

As Jack serves the ball to Nick, Jeff comes in and spikes the ball to the ground. He proceeds to walk away without saying a word. Jeffing

by Nickjp2 December 4, 2014