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whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays
by jive turkey 23 October 15, 2011
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pubic horseshoe

The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.

Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
by Sazzy J October 11, 2012
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Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.
We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.
by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013
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like-herpes

When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.
"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."
by Tank88 September 6, 2013
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drank herself ugly

A woman who is a barfly who drinks alcohol excessively over a long period of time and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging. Another sister phrase is to 'Smoke herself ugly" for a woman who smokes meth and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging.
"Man, that Bitch done drank herself ugly for sure!"

"Man, that Bitch done smoked herself ugly for sure!"
by Abzeichen October 1, 2013
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.
After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes
by Danny London March 16, 2015
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