Moon Hammer

A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.

Don't make me break out my Moon Hammer.

by YouKnowItBe T February 18, 2010

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hit the hammer

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

by expresstrain December 04, 2006

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Hammer and Iron

A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.

Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.

Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.

Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.

Anon 2: How could you tell?

Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.

Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.

by OndaLash July 24, 2011

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