Norwegian Fap Hammer

Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.

Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.

by MSGD September 19, 2012

MC Hammer

You can't touch him

You can't touch MC Hammer.

by Kindagawky2 January 14, 2010

hammer head

Hammer head is someone who uses heroin and shoots up a lot, or likes to chase the dragon.

person 1: hey wanna buy some smack?
person 2: nah mate i'm not a hammer head

by calais kid November 17, 2009

Hammer Tits

Very very very very large breasts, that you could fit an enitre hammer inside.
HT for short

Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!

by JD+TR=HT December 15, 2009

claw hammer

When your partner falls asleep, you clinch your buttcheek over their nose untill their mouth opens. Then you drop your cock in their mouth.

Robert went to sleep, so I gave him the claw hammer.

by Chris656 April 29, 2008

velvet hammer

When a full bushed girl bends at the waste from twenty feet away and then back pedals at full speed onto a guys cock.

Man this girl went full velvet hammer on me last night. She backed up on me like a Green Machine safety. Really hit the nail on the head.

by Tifbjejiehdbrb August 5, 2017

hammered

To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.

While pulling down an invisible train horn with your hawk flexing Hammered.

by hammered on acid June 19, 2008