fitnessgram pacer test 

the worst punishment in the world

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fitnessgram pacer test by kilroy22 December 21, 2016

the fitness gram pacer test 

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse

Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves

the fitness gram pacer test by the guy who voicedthepacertest May 29, 2019

fittetryne 

means cuntface in norwegian, has the same meaning as fuckface in english.

For et jævla fittetryne du er!

fittetryne by dcruze February 22, 2008

Cardinal Fitness 

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.

Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.

Cardinal Fitness by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009

If the shoe fits, wear it 

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

If the shoe fits, wear it by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

Fithouse 

A term usually used by people in and around Manchester, to describe someone that is good-looking and attractive. You are more likely to hear this word in a Manc accent, and is used by both sexes.

Girl 1: Oooh 'av you seen Tom's mate
Girl 2: Yeah, Jo
Girl 1: Hes a right fithouse int he!

Fithouse by YeahMate! February 22, 2009

Fitzharris 

A presentation that is 3 times longer than the maximum time. Usually involves messing up at the start and asking to do it again.

Person 1: Gosh, that presentation was so long. I can't believe it is actually finished.
Person 2: Yeah, that was some Fitzharris.

Fitzharris by Comrade 1 December 21, 2019