Cunt Fest

A women who’s Always getting her hole has a cuntfest going on.

Fuck Sake that women’s got a cunt Fest

like a supermarket, always new folk that r coming in n going out.

by Marcos your local dealer May 9, 2018

boink-fest

A sustained session of boinking. Such as a few boinks in one evening.

Tom and I had a boink-fest last eve. 5 times in one night!

by amyscat May 18, 2006

fester snatch

synonym for a bald pussy

It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.

by mr. xxx November 12, 2006

feisty dragon

It is when a girl is giving a guy head then when the guy is about to ejaculate he pushes his penis right down the girls throat and just as the guys ejaculates the girl blows her nose really hard and all the cum comes out her nose.

"feisty dragon - ;)"

by #YoloSWAG4Jesus February 14, 2014

bean fest

a place (such as a bar) where there is a high proportion of females to males.

Man it was a bean fest last night, there were so many girls

by lashed September 26, 2008

Crab Fest

1) A time during summer when certain seafood eateries start selling crabs to buyers in mass quantities; crabs are usually steamed and dipped in butter.
2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs.

1) Phil: Let's go to crab fest at the restaurant down the street!
Susie: I love crabs!
2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that.
Tanner: ...That's nasty...

by godzirrallama111 July 14, 2010

Uncle Fester

The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.

"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."

by RubartPaulson February 19, 2008