farler

A lid used on plastic or paper beverage cups - the cheap throwaway ones like from fast food restaurants. Farlers usually have a perforation or hole of some sort for inserting a straw.

I knocked over the soda but it didn't spill much. Good thing the farler was on securely.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

farmer jock

a rollerblader that does everything chris farmer does. does his tricks, wears the same type of clothing, listens to the music from his sections. all the while never actually admitting that he is obsessed.

You see that kid skating at that session last week? Man he was a farmer jock.

by Brandon Cook July 20, 2008

Farvert

An old perverted man who sexts and harass a young and very attractive woman. Also known as "Pulling a Brett Farve."

Dude yesterday I saw ur dad harassing this hot babe at hooters... What a Farvert!

by Kim Jon II March 18, 2011

farsebooking

The act of posting on social media what a great time you're having when you're actually deeply unsatisfied, lost and empty.

Often the amount an individual emphasises how much fun their having directly correlates to how dead they feel inside. (See Tom Cruise Couch Dance Effect.)

"you're clearly farsebooking! If you were having such a good time at Glastonbury why are you even on facebook?"

by Redantfarmer June 28, 2014

corn farmer

A simple pronunciation of the word "conformer" or someone who follows the crowd.

Man, Avril Lavigne is such a corn farmer, she just does that because everyone else is.

by Yip January 24, 2005

farter lafag

a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.

"Hey man you owe me a sandwich"
"No i dont fuck you"
"Your such a fucking farter lafag"

by tammyr December 21, 2009

mystery farter

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!

David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter

by Tim Carson June 18, 2008