by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016
Get the Dong Water mug.A dude you can recognize just from seeing his dick, even without seeing the rest of him. This is usually because you’ve jerked dong with him so many times.
Stu: “Nice day for Naked Race, huh? Hey, is that your bro Mitch coming up alongside?”
Stan: “Nah, man, Mitch is cut, and this bro’s got skin. That’s my dongbro Lou. Dude’s got a hella hot porn collection. He can go for a long time and work up to a spectacular finish. Hey, Lou! Wanna rub one out after the race?”
Stan: “Nah, man, Mitch is cut, and this bro’s got skin. That’s my dongbro Lou. Dude’s got a hella hot porn collection. He can go for a long time and work up to a spectacular finish. Hey, Lou! Wanna rub one out after the race?”
by Xaime May 20, 2019
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by Cali bud March 28, 2007
Get the bomb dong mug.The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.
Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!
Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!
-2 weeks later-
Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.
Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.
Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?
Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.
Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!
-2 weeks later-
Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.
Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.
Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?
Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.
Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
by sweet_melissa79 March 7, 2013
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by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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by Roll tide bby May 29, 2019
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by Boomsuckit May 11, 2013
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