3 definitions by Dark lord tizzy
by Dark lord tizzy April 15, 2016
Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."
by Dark lord tizzy May 9, 2016
Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.
by Dark lord tizzy October 18, 2014