Directioner

Psychotic, demented bunch of girls, usually from the ages 12-16 who swear by One Direction. They are usually too untintelligent to realise how awful their music actually is.

"OMG OMG ZAYN JUST TWEETED THAT HES DOWN THE PUB DOWN THE ROAD, COME ON DIRECTIONERS, LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"

by TheRealThing August 25, 2013

diceased

To perform a search for a funny fetish

I mean, I dunno, maybe I'm just behind the curve when it comes to keeping up with horrible fetish websites, but this is the first time I've disceased this.

by Dookie Velvet April 27, 2003

dire camel

A girl with an incredibly extreme case of camel toe, during which the tightness of the crotchal region of her pants is so intense that it somehow forms two separate folds, causing the appearance of a camel's hoof with three toes.

(Jess notices a girl with the aforementioned characteristics)
Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!
Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!
(Does the Dire camel dance)

by ro13ert November 9, 2008

Rolling The Dice

Rolling the dice, directly refers to pressing the Urban Dictionary Dice button in order to generate random terms hoping to get a term describing a sexual act in which a couple is to carry out in real life.

Stuart: "Hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

Scott: "Not sure man, probably just rolling the dice."

Stuart: "Nice Courtney and I rolled the dice last night, and we got "Butt Rape"

Scott: "I bet she's sore"

Stuart: "Yeah she's struggling to walk, but man my cock was covered in shit and blood. I still came so it was a good night"

Scott: "Nice! I can't wait to play tonight!"

by Stuey The King August 20, 2013

Que dices loko!?

A Spanish way to say hello to your homies

Que dices loko!?-What up man!?

by JowySBD November 24, 2014

no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

Loso Direction

An a group containing the 5 coolest boys you'll ever know from Cardinal Ambrozic CSS. Loso is a lifestyle that anybody can have but choose not to. The correct abbreviation for LOSO would be "Living On Swag Overload". Loso Direction originates from the group One Direction however The Loso direction is the direction of all directions as it is has the potential to be the International Direction of swag. Loso direction has an extensive vocabulary of words and phrases they over use such as ; Awko Taco, Awksito Burito, Awksimous Prime, Awksitis .....-itis, Come true, BLESSED, Le swag Tigre, Loso, I'm gunna crunch you, and much more.

Guy: Have you seen Loso Direction video on youtube?
Girl: The what makes you beautiful in Paris video? Of course! Who hasn't. Those five guys are amazing.

by Blessedswagtigre September 29, 2012