Carpenterrhea

A psychological disorder in which a person believes they are a carpenter, however everything they build would be considered an abysmal failure by any respectable carpentry association.

Guy 1: That has to be the worst lamp stand I have ever seen.
Guy 2: NNNNnnnooooooooooooo!
......
Guy 1: Tell it to me straight, Doc, what's he got?
Doc: Carpenterrhea!

by Fls'Zen December 15, 2011

capehart

An awesome name very rare but if it is your name you are in luck the name means very good looking and has a big heart also it means you have lots of friends and that you are the life of the party but you don't like to drink and you don't go crazy you are very witty never shy always outgoing and has a great personality!You can always comfort a freind and make great grades in school or you do great at your job you can do or be anything you want and are beautiful inside and out! People love you and never want you to change!

Person 1:who is that they know how to party!

Person 2: oh that's Capehart he/she is awesome, cute, and has a huge heart!
Person 1: I think I'm gonna go ask her/him out! Be right back!

by Dancer816 December 1, 2013

Carpet Angels

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.

Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.

by Woobey June 25, 2016

Cape may county

A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.

Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?

Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.

Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.

by gwyxyjndijebx September 1, 2017

Carpe Denim

A saying similar to carpe diem, so as to say “seize the denim” or “seize the booty”

We were making out and I was thinking about grabbing some booty and had a second thought, but I figured “carpe denim”

by Axnjxn55 July 4, 2019

Muddy Carpetbagger

The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.

Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.

by oaclo July 23, 2007

Doo Carpet

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007