Covid-3482

The pandemic never ended and it has now taken over the world by turning everyone into virgin zombies who nut into desk fans all day.

Macintosh: Hey dude did you here that Covid-3482 turns people into mindless virgin zombies?

Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.

by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020

covid-19

this bitch kill people but at least she’ll saved us from trump.

trump: cough cough
covid-19: you welcome ugly ass orange cheeto

by Ahhhhhhhhh69 October 2, 2020

Covid-🐮

When villagers in some parts of Asia could stand to win a live cow every week for the rest of the year if they come forward to get vaccinated—when getting a shot is a cash cow opportunity to improve their livelihood.

Thanks to Covid-🐮, the response among residents in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province, in Thailand, to register for their jab has been met with much enthusiasm.

by Covido May 24, 2021

COVID-19 Pandemic

an event where it's controversial to step outside

Person #1: "Alright Imma just head ou-"

Person #2: "no you cant do that, there is COVID-19 Pandemic you'll get sick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by Better_Vibes_For_2021 February 25, 2021

Covid-19

Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19

Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch

by Echo the furry May 28, 2020

covideo

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.

Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

Covided

Past tense of covide ( to be infected by by the Covid-19 virus)

In the spring of 2020, tens of thousands of people were covided by the virus everyday.

by tc77 March 30, 2020