joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

chack

When perfectly good figure skating peformance is not shown on the TV broadcast.

Origin--Michael Chack's 1993 bronze-medal finish at US Nationals was not shown on the ABC broadcast.

"I really wanted to see Michelle Kwan skate, but she was chacked."

by Tracy S. January 9, 2004

Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.

to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.

ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers

ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.

ghost 1: bro, you're right

ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...

by count philosopher April 1, 2016

Check The Nick

Check the nick means check the state of you or you are a mess but is also used to define when something is bad or shit.

Lisa: Oh Linda, check the nick of Sean, he hasn’t showered in days.

Linda: I know he stinks of pish

by Rupture Godzilla vag February 17, 2019

Check Baby

A woman conceiving a child for the sole purpose of profiting financially by extorting money from a wealthy sperm donor. Gold Digger

She only got pregnant by that Celebrity/Athlete because she wanted a Check Baby!

by NUPE 3 February 26, 2020

Check Baby

As defined by American rapper Future’s legal team, a “Check Baby” is "slang terminology describing a child conceived solely for the purposes of extorting monies from the father of a child in the child support setting." It was first coined in February 2020 by Future regarding his then-10 month old child with former partner Eliza Reign, whom he alleges to have had a baby with him solely to cash in on child support payments (or “checks”), hence the term “check baby”.

Future: Mann, that bicch Eliza takin my money, makin me pay child support to that Check Baby! Love that kid but damn that keeky ass trick female shady as fuck.

by DrewieStewie DJ Caillou February 28, 2020

Checker of The Vibes

if you dont pass the vibe check you die

You cant escape Checker of The Vibes

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020