As you eat cheeseballs they slowly but surely go from a bad chemical taste and evolve into a worthwhile tasty snack after consuming 3-5. AKA something that gets better the more you consume it.

Hey Joe,

This snack has the cheese ball effect.

Cheese Ball Effect by Cheese homie February 14, 2023

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cheese puff

to place one's mouth over the butthole and blow a short, powerful blast of air into the anus.

my rusty trombone was immediately followed by a cheese puff.

cheese puff by gsodthecluck July 24, 2009

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cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

cheese sandwich by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

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cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.

I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!

cheese dog by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

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