Neato Burrito

A retarded attention seeking user who acts like a 12 year old on the PCMR Discord.

Neato burrito spams facebook memes.

by ViTaLC0D3R June 24, 2018

burrito

a crazy mingin vagina (one that reeks)

man i put my finger in that puss for 5 seconds and i was a mingin burrito

by jakeup January 7, 2009

burrito

A boy who is really attractive but extremely lame and undeserving of your time. He is delicious, he smells good, and you want to devour him, but in the back of your mind, you know he will make you sick later.

Carrie: Hey, you going to finish that burrito?
Beatris: No, he's dumb as rocks.

Carrie: Dump him in the trash, that sour cream has curdled anyways.

by Bruella February 21, 2010

Burrito buns

Getting butted slammed, without your knowledge or consent. (Poked in the ass.)

This one time, Swappy passed out in a rest area on his way back from boringham. When he woke up he said his ass hurt. He couldn't sit down for like a week. I think he was hit by Burrito buns

by Reverend March 24, 2004

Burrito-bifeda

When a burrito you eat is so voluminous that is causes back discomfort. Burrito size has been linked to internal organ shift, to the point that the spine is misaligned because of it.

Created by Erick and Blake

God that burrito from Chipotle was so big it gave me burrito-bifeda!

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

burrito sniffer

A young hippie who has just been accepted into a tribe of variable people.
to be a burrito sniffer you must fit the description below
long blonde hair
single
magical earings
royalty of somesort

It can also mean a female who sniffs asian/back people for money.

boy: did u hear about that burrito sniffer?
therapist: yeah apparently she joined the cracjkheaad tribe
boy: wiered i thought she would join mine?

Boy: didyou hear about the new burito sniffer in town?
therapist:Yeah she sniffed my burrito just the right way!
boy: i wish i was black

by a true hippie November 26, 2010

double burrito

When one burrito simply isn't enough to fill the large urge you have to devour burritos.

Or when wrapped up in a blanket to resemble a human burrito and someone wishes to join in on the cuddling, making it a double burrito.

Boy- Man, I'm so toasty in my blanket. I'm a human burrito!
Girl- That looks comfy and I'm kinda chilly. Can I join your burrito?
Boy- Of course! Double burrito is best burrito!

by KawaiiKaley April 5, 2016