1 definition by Bruella

A boy who is really attractive but extremely lame and undeserving of your time. He is delicious, he smells good, and you want to devour him, but in the back of your mind, you know he will make you sick later.
Carrie: Hey, you going to finish that burrito?
Beatris: No, he's dumb as rocks.

Carrie: Dump him in the trash, that sour cream has curdled anyways.
by Bruella February 22, 2010
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