Blidget

The act of receiving a blowjob from a midget.

Horny Dude: "Man I was so horny last night that I got a blowjob from a midget."

Horny Dude's friend: No fucking way, you got a blidget!

by HAARP September 25, 2011

blimples

What you get when you're blushing at the same time your dimples are showing.

Karen is so bashful that every time she's amused or embarrassed, her blimples cone out and give her away.

by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015

pissed blind

extremely angry, to the point where you are no longer yourself

when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.

by rip van finkel October 8, 2008

Nostalgia Blind

Something internet users made up to use whenever someone has a different opinion than them.

Person 1: Honestly, I prefer Mario 64 to Mario Odyssey. Just my opinion.
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!

by Retshurb Bruhster May 10, 2023

blind goat

a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.

1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.

by porpoise September 26, 2005

Blind Job

Receiving a blow job from a blind girl.

"She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."

"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."

by AWS July 16, 2008

Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

by Ledroe December 22, 2008