Battery

A stolen item in african slang.

Dude has a lot of battery cars at his crip, im sure all the money he has is from all the batteries!

by Boom Boom Smash April 20, 2018

Battery acid

US Military slang for coffee

Q: "How do you want your coffee?"

A: "I'd like my battery acid black."

by Moda_DC July 21, 2019

Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

sinus blaster

The resultant cleaning of one's sinuses after an explosive sneeze with your mouth closed

"Wow, George, did you just fart out of your nose?"

"Nope. That was just another sinus blaster."

by emmaruby March 21, 2008

Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

by Bradley the third December 2, 2009

popo blaster

the act of swiftly kicking a man in the scrotum from behind when he is unaware

I gave Steve a popo blaster yesterday. He is in a lot of pain today.

by brucewillislova August 20, 2011

Swag Battery

Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag.

I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.

by Mock-a-Doodle-Doo September 19, 2012