jank ass

messed up, gross, ugly, broken down

look at that jank ass car

by Brookie88 April 11, 2007

dragging ass

being very tired and slow,

guy1:dude we need to get some coffee or redbull
guy 2: yeah man i'm dragging ass pretty bad

after that party last night i'm dragging ass

by christopha' September 10, 2008

ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Ass Cookie

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.

"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"

by Nate_Ona February 21, 2007

ass water

Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.

The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.

by Lenard Powerdong August 08, 2006

ass punch

The only acceptable way to hit a girl. A closed fist to the ass of varying degree. Appropriate for retaliation or mean/rude comments. Bruising is frowned upon, but is hidden if need be. They can be stored, but must be used within a week, otherwise they are forfeited.

My girlfriend told me I wasn't funny so I had to ass punch her.

I gave her an ass punch cause she gave me a titty twister.

by Right n' History January 21, 2011

Wall of ass

where someone has been farting in one room for hours on end, and when someone walks in the they get slapped in the face wit the wall of ass.

Fuck Darren have you shit pants again because i have just walked in a wall of ass.

by smelly ass August 24, 2009