by Poo head face May 18, 2020
He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
by smartfucker37 May 25, 2018
Alex is a girl that is a fake hoe she gets boys dates em for 2 day and there gone she even fucked with a boy and then broke up with him she a fake ass hoe she can go suck a dick with her mothers lips bitch.and is not helpful with anything
john:bro guess what
Alex:what this time
John:so me and julia broke up and it went bad
Alex;okay why do i care
John:see and you wonder why nobody wants to be friends with you
Alex:suck my dick bitch
John: ha you dont even have one
Alex: how you know
John:when i was with your mom last night in my bed she told me ohh but that went good we fucked
Alex:what this time
John:so me and julia broke up and it went bad
Alex;okay why do i care
John:see and you wonder why nobody wants to be friends with you
Alex:suck my dick bitch
John: ha you dont even have one
Alex: how you know
John:when i was with your mom last night in my bed she told me ohh but that went good we fucked
by vwigosvgrkkkkrurseleicn January 15, 2020
Bob: hey see that guy over there. Carl: yeah his name is Alex I heard he took a shit on the floor. Don’t be his friend he might shit on you.
by Bobs ya uncle June 02, 2018
Alex is the most caring and attentive girls/guys you will ever meet. Look after her/him as she/he is really one of a kind. Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to complete their mission. Alex may have some flaws but they are comforting, protective, and are so considerate and naturally they are quite sarcastic and funny. Alex's are handsome/gorgeous and you should cherish your friendship with them. Beware they can be quite a handful and quite moody.
by I'm-bored1234 May 07, 2019
by Random person???? May 25, 2020