Why do I have to be Steve-O?

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.
1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?
by Timmis Edwards June 27, 2011
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why is my friend so ugly

because she is friends w u
why is my friend so ugly? because she is friends w u.
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Why you smoke so good?

A question that has multiple meanings, depending on the situation in which it is used. It can be used on people who have never heard it to get a strange reaction. Some possible synonyms would be:
1. How do you smoke so much in one day?
2. How come you're so cool when you smoke?
3. How do you manage to be high on drugs like that?

Just use it whenever you have nothing to say. Find yourself in an awkward moment? Lighten it up! YU smoke so good? :D
Person 1: Man, why you smoke so good?
Person 2: Cuz i keep that bag!
by /\/Anonymous\/\ December 31, 2007
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An appropriate alternative to any suggestion whatsoever.
"Hey, we were going to get Chinese food. Want to come along?"
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

"The United States need to send more, better armed troops to Iraq in order to win the peace and keep America's interests in the Middle East."
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"
by Black Omega October 26, 2004
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