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Toilet Cake

Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.

This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."

"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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toiletwank

Goin for a good ol' jolt on the shitter
Jim: Hey man I'll be one sec i gotta go to the toilet

Kate: Okay

Jim: I'm actually going to go for a 'toiletwank'.

Kate: Oh
by Mitcheyyboi November 23, 2013
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toiletbooking

Toiletbooking is browsing ones Facebook feed while using the toilet. It generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.
Did Steve just post a status? Isn't he-

Yeah. He's toiletbooking.
by xjessikuh January 29, 2014
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Toilet otter

A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl
poo shit floater toilet turd
Best call a plumber, Dave- that toilet otter ain't going anywhere...
plumber
by Speedpoo April 28, 2014
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toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.
Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!
by ed! June 10, 2014
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tildaling

The act in which an adult attends a family function and insists on taking a nap somewhere.

To load your cooler and/or vehicle up with most of the food from a cookout while everyone is still eating.

To take numerous items from a cookout that you didn't contribute.
"Everyone's ready to play volleyball. Where's Aaron?" "He's over there tildaling away."

"I thought there was half a pan of lasagna left!" "Yea there was until it was tildad"

"What time is it?" "Tilda Time!!!"

"Looks like we got another tildaler on our hands"
by BackwoodsBarbie September 2, 2014
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Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015
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