skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass

skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it

by gyattsmacker69 September 30, 2023

skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz

something cool

some friend: Dude Insert degenerate is not skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz *skull emoji*

by I caught him lacking so hard October 8, 2023

take a toilet

to take a crap. to take a poop.

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!

by mangusforeal June 18, 2006

Caulk the toilet

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.

I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!

by LaineyB October 19, 2009

Party On The Toilet Seat

When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"

Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."

Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"

by Bableforce February 13, 2012

five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

Toble

A Toblerone bar is famous for its triangular shape. A typical bar is comprised of 9 or more triangles.

Each individual triangle is called a toble.

John offered me a toble of his Toblerone bar.

by Toble Breath January 29, 2010