Teakettle

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

I hope she has tissues, cuz i'm gonna teakettle that bitch.

by Frozen Shoulder October 2, 2014

don't tase me bro

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.

Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!

by dougwastaken October 3, 2007

The Teaser

when a girl is getting eaten out and right before she cums the guy stops, turns her around fucks her in the ass and when he is about to cum he tells her he is done, she then turns around and he blows one right in her belly button.

Wow, did you see Mary get the teaser last night.

by cit October 29, 2006

teakers

a slang term for breasts

check out the teakers on that one.

by urjealousofmywetsuit April 2, 2010

taaseen roast

Something that a guy named taaseen would say, using really bad roasts which are even funny or makes sense

He's also a fat cunt.

Guy 1: "You really upset me about what you said about my dog, why would you say that taaseen

Taaseen: "Your dad upset you about your dog with his dick, because he's gay"

Chins start to jiggle as Taaseen laughs at his own joke.

5 seconds later

Guy 1: "Alright?"

Guy 2: "That was a classic taaseen roast right there"

by DarkXPShadow June 8, 2018

Coral Teamers

A grandiose group of friends (6-80) that are like family. They always have eachothers backs and know how to have fun and when it's time to focus on schoolwork. Also " Coral Teamers", get along and know no matter what they will always have eachother on their speed-dials FOREVER!

CORAL TEAM ROCKS!!!!!!

Coral Teamer girl: don't worry girls I'll always have you on speed-dial until I'm in the retirement home!

Coral Teamer boy: don't worry dudes I'll we all got eachothers screen-names

Coral Teamers:…Hey essay writer............

by CORAL TEAM!!!! March 1, 2010

Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

by Skullkan May 2, 2010