Grandfather Stitch

The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.

“You need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.”

by steve-o-reno September 5, 2010

BV switch

An obscure body modification practice, but growing in popularity and often performed by unlicensed surgeons in the backs of customized vans. The procedure involves the switching of the vaginal and anal canals inside the body while leaving the outside of the orifices intact and unmodified. After the surgery is complete and the patient is fully healed the girl will be able to poop out of her pussy and get impregnated through anal sex. Not to be confused with the BV flip.

person one-"her twat tasted so bad she musta had a BV flip, cause that slizz tasted just like shit"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"

by Legodogel October 9, 2012

big red switch

Switch that completely de-energizes (or kills) a device. From early IBM PC's which had a Big Red Switch on the side connected to the main power feed.

It's out of control -- hit the Big Red Switch!!!!

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

switchblade

a knife with a blade that is realesed with the push of a button or lever, used by pimps and assasins everywhere.

the 10 inch one in my pocket

by switch484 February 2, 2005

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch

hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer

by isvan November 8, 2008

Bait and Switch

When a designated driver says he will bring every one home from the bar, and then precedes to drink himself into a vomiting stupor. So that it is obvious he is the only one who can't drive.

I told my uncle's to come to the bar with me, and that I would bring them home. I then did 4 car bombs, 2 shots of vodka, 6 beers, and 2 martini's. My uncle's claimed I pulled a bait and switch on them.

by skate balls January 12, 2008

switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster

Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.

by Tom March 9, 2005