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rat stapler

An individual who staples rats to his dead woman.
Yeah, I'm a rat stapler myself, I got 8 rats on my Woman today.
by CRTrrr July 8, 2022
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billy staples

When your dick is so big that it has a name of its own!
My BILLY STAPLES really put it to that girl last night
by Real BS April 8, 2023
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Gwen Stacy

A girl some people like. They usually want to have sex in weird ways and do weird things.
Get away from him! He likes Gwen Stacy!!!!
by Goomba420 June 26, 2023
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Black Stapler

Code for being on your period. To say you got it, simply say you've found your black stapler. If you're dealing with cramps, say you accidentally hit yourself in the stomach with it. When it's finally over, you've lost your stapler. Only use this if you're around people who you don't want to know your personal business - you should never be ashamed of your period.
You: Oh, by the way, I found my black stapler yesterday. I don't feel good.

Friend: I get you. I just lost mine yesterday.
by girlbossno February 8, 2024
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squirrel stapler

***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
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Sebastion Stapleton

A goofy anoying person who manages to always dodge any question that he is asked. somehow suprisingly atractive
bob: hey
Joe: stfue sebastion stapleton
by asapeawww November 13, 2023
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good staple

A coherently placed corner-facing diagonal staple on the top non-dominant side far inwards within the corner while entirely proceeding through every necessary page which is stacked neatly corner-to-corner from vertically-dominant smallest to biggest size.
That was a really good staple.
That was not a good staple.
A lot of people do not know how to place a good staple.
by Jgouken November 30, 2023
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