spam faced

So fucked you cant open your eyes! More than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. Your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling SPAM. You may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of sexual favours to remove your ass from the seat. The condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. But ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.

"Dude your fucking spam faced!"

"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"

"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."

by Shizolate May 14, 2005

spamalamading dong

another name for a human bean by the name of sam, used by a close friend, cousin, or grandmother

"hey spamalamading dong"
"hello my good friend"

by samuel the great December 15, 2008

SPAM!

A thread asking people to help you win a video game system..

Julie's thread is SPAM!

by Jimmy joe john guy January 11, 2009

spam taco

spam taco is a poverty stricken vajayjay, one not up to the general cleanly standards of the average female

dude check her cloths she wel has a spam taco

by Wee Spies January 13, 2009

spam

canned dog food that people buy and eat. Not realizing that they are really eating dog food, they buy it because of the stupid advertising or they are too poor to buy real dog food for dogs.

i wont even feed spam to be dog!

by tatomuck1 September 8, 2009

Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010

Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010