shmeat

the skin flap that hangs over your asshole

1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot

by bib bibba bibba December 4, 2018

Shmeat

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

by popidave December 8, 2018

Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

Sometimes it be like that

It really do be like that sometimes.

Person 1: "I've really been feeling down in these past couple days"

Person 2: "Sometimes it be like that."

Person 1: "it really do be like that sometimes"

Person 2: "Wanna meet up and talk about intresting stuff, eat food and watch a good movie?"

Person 1: "ye, let's do that"

by a guy thats named "a guy" February 28, 2019

Sometimes it do

'roses are red, violets are blue, sometimes it do'
-Michael Jackson (20 b.c)

Sometimes you just do, sometimes it do. You cant control it, it's just deep in your soul, in every muscle in your body. It just do sometimes, and sometimes it even DOES.

Person: hey are you okey, you seem a little bit down lately.

Other person: yeah, just not feeling it lately.

That first person again: yeah, sometimes it do.

by TinTinnitus January 17, 2019

Shmeatdium

Beyond shmeat, but below shlong

" Nathan has a SHMEATDIUM DICK."

by Nae smith March 11, 2019