1 definition by Da_bandit9263

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"
Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat
by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019
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