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Shafe-zip theory

Logic shows that the meaning of life is to live, and that the answer to life is to die. Thus the universe doesn't not work.
by adam April 21, 2005
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safe

Person 1: Your a dick head
Person 2: Safe.

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by CarterDiscreet May 31, 2011
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Safe

A gesture used when something or someone is really enjoyable. Can be used as a greeting or as a sign of agreement. Includes a hand signal of all the fingers clenched except for the thumb and pinky finger.
Alex: "Hey dude..Safe"
Dave: "Safe...I just purchased a new electronic gaming system"
Alex: "That is so safe."
Dave: "Safe"
by Respect_666 November 14, 2006
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safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.
Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.
by bread infection December 30, 2005
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Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.
Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..
by RepeelableDecals August 17, 2006
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Pubic safety

A phrase which can be used to refer to college public safety/campus police forces. The phrase highlights the common ineptitude found amongst the campus gestapo.
Pubic safety caught me drinking in my dorm again!
by HarlanSanders September 16, 2010
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brad im sorry safe bredwin

hey brad this is my apology letter im extremely sorry for all the mean words im sorry brad

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brad is actually really safe brad im sorry safe bredwin
by ozzytoe October 12, 2018
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