Shafe-zip theory

Logic shows that the meaning of life is to live, and that the answer to life is to die. Thus the universe doesn't not work.

i cant explain it too well

by adam April 21, 2005

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safe

A word to ignore someones sentence.

Person 1: Your a dick head
Person 2: Safe.

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by CarterDiscreet May 31, 2011

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A gesture used when something or someone is really enjoyable. Can be used as a greeting or as a sign of agreement. Includes a hand signal of all the fingers clenched except for the thumb and pinky finger.

Alex: "Hey dude..Safe"
Dave: "Safe...I just purchased a new electronic gaming system"
Alex: "That is so safe."
Dave: "Safe"

by Respect_666 November 14, 2006

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safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.

Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

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Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

by RepeelableDecals August 17, 2006

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Pubic safety

A phrase which can be used to refer to college public safety/campus police forces. The phrase highlights the common ineptitude found amongst the campus gestapo.

Pubic safety caught me drinking in my dorm again!

by HarlanSanders September 16, 2010

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