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1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

The 1 to 10 scale is, like, the scale that you use to give your wife an eight, even though she's probably a four plus.
On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.
by commie229 August 27, 2016
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scale rash

a boy that gets a rash from too much male dick in their ear
man i have a really bad scale rash from a couple nights ago
by just gotta September 5, 2017
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Vlada's scale

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'
Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018
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Hotness Scale

Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.

Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy

Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude

- Having lots of sex partners
That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.

That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
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The SWAMP Scale

Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.

The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.

For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.

Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.

The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

How hot a girl is on a scale of one to ten...
Dang, that girl named cel is a 9 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by MasterPin September 13, 2016
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scaleing

to awkwardly walk around looking for something to do with your friends in order to kill time
Kid 1: dude im bored

Kid 2: yeah bro same, wanna go scaleing?

Kid 3: yeah, lemme get my coat then lets go
by con bro chill hyahh December 30, 2011
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