snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

pigeon snatch

A really really really sloppy vagina.

She has a pigeon snatch, don't go down dude.

by Mikey Mc January 27, 2007

Skitchy

Feeling out of sync with the world and.or reality. Out of sorts

I always feel a bit skitchy on Mondays.

by midiwall January 26, 2009

gargoyle snatch

1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.

See also: busted ravioli

I went down on a girl who had a "gargoyle snatch", so I came right back up.

by Emiliaporfavor & Meg says relax. April 3, 2008

doll snatch

Terminology used in chris Morris' Nathan Barley s1e2. used in place of babe, darling, hun, sweetheart and so on.

See you tomorrow doll snatch.

by ox_iq July 28, 2006

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

West Nile snatch

In reference to any diseased-ridden vaginus; by definition, any female genitalia harboring a minimum of 4 STD's; in certain contexts can be used in reference to a female mosquito.

Boner: "Son, it is very important that you always wear a condom when you are fornicating with one of your concubines."

Son: "Don't worry Dad. I'm just intercoursing with the harlot who lives down the street. She's on birth control!"

Boner: "Oh no son. You should at least triple wrap before planting your tree in that West Nile snatch."

by Jared Saltalamacchia February 16, 2008