road rape

The intense explosion that occurs when the attacker, generally a tractor trailor, meets an unwary wilderness creature, the victim.

That deer is in fifty pieces, thats some bad road rape.

by GearMonkey June 20, 2009

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Road Test

A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.

I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!

by MikesQueen October 17, 2015

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Road Rager

When some individual has a boner when driving, typically stated by the individual.

Man: whoa girl you just cut that guy off bad
Girl: sorry i have Road rage
Man: ... I have a ROAD RAGER ;)

by McClark March 26, 2009

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road civility

polite or civil behaviour shown by drivers to other drivers, passengers, passers-by and traffic police. also called road politeness and road manners.

The driver has a bonanza of road civility; he never gets into road rage.

by uttam maharjan February 7, 2010

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When your girl, preferably wearing a skirt and no undies, hops on your pogo stick while you're driving down the interstate at night. The point is to a) both orgasm before you b) hit a Dodge Durango in the opposite lane.

See Stephen King's Thinner or David Cronenberg's Crash for specific examples.

I was driving back home at 2 a.m. last night and Mildred, out of nowhere, gives me a road pop to wake my ass up. Dude, you gotta believe me. I think I still have some period juice residue to prove it.

by TetsuoTheIronMan December 24, 2010

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