Proctered

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.

Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.

by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015

procrasturbating

being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom

At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating

by rvelloso51 June 17, 2015

Procrastinate

Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."

Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.

OR

Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)

OR

"I'll do it tomorrow."

by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015

procrastorbaking

To distract one from life's responsibilities through the creation of baked goods.

I should really be writing my assignment but i can't stop procrastorbaking

by Procrastorbaker October 20, 2015

procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015

procrastichillin

The action of putting off what one should be doing in favor of relaxation and time spent with friends.

JOE: Hey man, what are you doing today?

FRANK: Oh, you know. Just procrastichillin. Think I'll work on that 16 page research paper tomorrow night.

JOE: Right on, dude. That's the way it's done!

by pointlesspotential March 18, 2016

procrasturbating

Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.

So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.

by ProcrasturbationNation August 8, 2016