dvd player

code for getting someone over for sexual relations.

Textual convo at 2am

Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."

by failureeeee December 19, 2011

Playerslayer

Someone who is proficient at multiplayer fighting games. Not so much a title as a sort of adjective.

Yikes, dude, he's crushing everybody! I don't know how he does it, it's like he's some Playerslayer. Cheats?

by Tony_B January 12, 2009

player points

The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.

Ask a girl out, get player points. Flirt really good, get player points. Easy.

by Zanach March 1, 2011

The Players

A notorious gang who hailed from Durham City. They were infamous for their extremely strict rules and codes by which a player must live. During their heyday, there was nowhere they could go without being recognised.
The gang was reported to have originated in two places: The Bailey 'Joint' and Union Place 'Ghetto'. A secret hideout known as "The Hole", situated somewhere between these two locations, has been suggested by some, although others remain skeptical.
Allegedly, the Players have now disbanded and gone their separate ways, although many believe that they may one day reform.

"WOW, who the hell are those dudes?"
"That's The Players."

by BMX August 1, 2006

Championship player

A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"

Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"

by Footballerofthefuture August 24, 2008

Whitney Players

The greatest Theater group to ever be in the town of Hamden, CT. They put on the most elaborate and awesome shows you could ever want to sit through. They allow young kids to be on stage with actors who have been doing it their whole life and they are all treated as equals. Everyone is friendly and everyone helps each other to grow in the knowledge and talents of acting.

The Whitney Players has presented such shows as: Beauty and the Beast, Back to the 80's, Seussical Jr, Highschool Musical, and many other great performances.

by Vlad Vladicoff March 2, 2009

ultimate player

A Player who's game is so strong that he or she can score sex without having the usual requirements. i e : No money; No home; Small or weird shaped genitals; Being Old

That dude is on that ultimate player shit. He's got hoes for days and no place to stay!

by Ultimate Player October 6, 2015