Lead Pipe

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).

Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".

by Clever-Shit February 1, 2017

Meth Pipe

a glass stem usually around 4 to 6 inches long with a round bowl on the end used to smoke methamphetamine.

"Hey, does anyone have a meth pipe so we can smoke this dope?"

by MDubya35 March 17, 2020

spic pipe

The exhaust system typically attached to rice cars. less to improve speed than it is to draw attention away from the owners tiny penis by making a ton of noise.

"I can't hear you, that guys spic pipe is way too loud"

by camhead December 30, 2006

pipe and leave

This is a phrase commonly used amongst many people that have casual sex. pipe and leave is used for when you have sex with someone and just leave afterwards. Another term for casual sex.

Guy one: I don't really want a relationship.

Guy two: pipe and leave then son!

by Shortayy May 12, 2008

Piper

Piper is a very kind girl who does not hold back from her childhood. Even though she might be 14, she acts like she's 8. She cares for others more than herself, and when there's an issue she rushes over to try and help. Piper is so sweet and somewhat pretty, she is insecure about her looks but she also doesn't give a damn about what the people around her think. She every now and then wears nice clothing and makeup, but other days you'll find her wearing some jeans, worn shoes, and a graphic tee. Her hair is beautiful but she doesn't care for her hair at all, she forgets about hygiene, which isn't the best, buts she's like a tomboy who has different interests. Many people underestimate her and don't try to become friends from her bad looks and non popurality, but Piper is so sweet and worries about everything. She truly is a great friend who cherishes many things and personalities.

Girl: Eww is that Piper she's not the best looking.
Girl 2: That's really rude, I've talked to her she's really nice and seems fun.
Girl: Fine, become unpopular if you want to be friends with her.
Girl 2: Fine, become a bitch because you don't have a good friend like Piper.
(Girl 2 leaves)

by Pipidipipip June 1, 2018

Peter Piper

When you smother peppers on your penis until it burns and your compadre then blows on your cock, like blowing a flute.
What you call a girl that gave some head to one of your musical friends.

"Dude last night I was getting off with some peppers when my girl came up and blew on my dick, what a Peter Piper!"

"Hey, Jessica gave Jimmy some head last night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she's totally a Peter Piper."

by Xylaphone March 14, 2019

hit the pipe then lay it

to smoke marijuana then proceed to have sex

Johnny: I'm gonna be up all night. How much more studying do you have to do Gary?

Gary: I'm done. I think I'm gonna head back to the apartment, hit the pipe then lay it.

by Captain Fox October 8, 2011