helga pataki

A blonde cartoon character with a unibrown on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold."

Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.

Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.

She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.

Helga pushed Arnold into the water fountain and then ran off to gaze at her heart shaped picture.

Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

by discofox May 28, 2020

Patriot Act

An excuse for George W. Bush (you might want to look him up) to enslave every man, woman, and child AND for him to shed up what is left of the Constitution.

And the Patriot act is supposed to prevent terrorists from killing people to take our freedom. Well, after this how much freedom will we have left?

by weirdgirl September 9, 2003

patzer

Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.

"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."

by Jack Genther October 30, 2007

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Very bad person1956921 December 16, 2019

patrick Dempsey

another word for sexual fantasy

I dreamt a sexual Patrick Dempsey last night

by Ximena Navarette October 20, 2013

Thot Patrol

A secret Facebook group of members known as brodies that go on patrol by getting other pages and thots zucced from Facebook. They are feared in the underground world of Facebook. Their leader is known to dox enablers.

Did you hear about that group that got attacked by Thot Patrol? They got zucced.

by Broken Tony May 19, 2017