dick fat

The fat that surrounds the Penis, which in larger men, makes their Penis appear smaller than it really is.

"The length of my Penis is an optical illusion due to the dick fat surronding my penis."

by BeanSauce March 10, 2005

ur fat

You are fat. See ur gay. It is a good insult/comeback to use on fat people.

Fat person: Haha i got an Xbox360 and you didn't!
Me: Well,ur fat
Fat person: *shuts up*

by Alex14 June 20, 2006

fat whore

An obese girl who takes pride is having sex with every unattractive guy she can. This is usually a result of the fact that she is so morbidly obese that she can't get anyone good looking, and thinks that if she can still get some that she must be something special.

Wow Antonette definatly took it up the ass with that kid who smells like piss and that kid whose on probation, what a fat whore.

by Lindsy Kaeleigh October 5, 2006

fat matt

dumb pothead communist. one who likes to be paranoid,indecicive and straight up homosexual. gay porn excites him.

quit being fat matt you stupid pussy

by BigBubba23 May 3, 2008

Fat Jacks

Another term for tits

Check out those fat jacks! I'd hit it.

by JL3 September 6, 2005

Fat Bernardo

to masturbate; to rub your penis until orgasm.

Steve's date canceled on him so he decided to spend an intimate evening with Fat Bernardo.

by hammertime05 October 21, 2010

Fat creep

A situation in which you gain quite a bit of weight without realizing it.

Having not seen him for a few months, Heather says to Barry, "Gee weez, Baz, I almost didn't recognize you!"

"Yeah, I know, I’ve had a serious case of fat creep, hadn’t jumped on a scale for a few weeks and boy did I get a real shocker this morning, I’m going to download an App for Fat Creep to melt this blubber for good.”

by Girl Banker September 24, 2011