Definitions by JL3

Mount Harpo 

The act of having sex with Opray Winfrey and her best friend Gayle at the same time.

OMG! Did you see Dr. Oz and Gayle on the Oprah show yesterday? I totally want to do a Mount Harpo!

Mount Harpo by jl3 April 2, 2009

Fat Jacks 

Another term for tits

Check out those fat jacks! I'd hit it.

Fat Jacks by JL3 September 6, 2005

Strap Jacks

When a woman wears her purse over her shoulder so that the strap rests between her boobs. The increased amount of boobage is known as "Strap Jacks."

When Carol put on her purse, I noticed that she had a great set of strap jacks.

Strap Jacks by JL3 September 6, 2005