nflactic

When a person begins to lose their Proverbial shit upon learning NFL is on and viewable.

"Mary Beth is LOSING HER SHIT, NFLACTIC, because The Patriots are on and she can't watch them!"

by andersjg August 11, 2017

NFMS

Prison

I'm gonna escape from NFMS
Wow did you know whatsername gave a bj in nfms?
NFMS is my home now

by Ryan the prick April 19, 2018

nfwgtd

Acronym for "No Fucks Were Given That Day". Used to describe a situation in which you simply don't give a fuck.

"My friend asked me to buy him a new computer cus' he says i broke it when i tossed his backpack less than a foot off the ground 3 months ago. He tells me this now? nfwgtd."

by deramx87 September 19, 2017

nfml

now fuck my life

I wanted to see you baby , nfml .

by beanabeana October 8, 2017

Nfl

NFL stands for nigga from Lincolnshire.

Im really a NFL

by Chicken bottom November 16, 2017

nflitis

A chronic disease that affects obese Americans and during the American Football season. Thought to be contagious amongst larger sales personnel. Can cause drowsiness and reluctance to work.

Where is John? He is ill - he has nflitis!

by nfl_isnt_real_football November 29, 2017

NFCY

Text Acronym for "Not Fucking Cool, Yo."

John: Whoa! You got some nice jugs there.
Emily: NFCY! Fuckin' Douche!
John: No, I meant the storage jugs, I've been looking for some actually.

by WS_ImmortalBard February 14, 2018