Misty Icecream

When a woman gets old, and can't get wet anymore, her vaginal discharge turns into a misty dust, like the consistancy of astronaught icecream. Powdery and chunky.

"Yo man I tried to fuck that kooger from the club last night, but her vagina let out some nasty misty icecream. "

"Oh man, that's not good."

by bulletproofxx January 6, 2012

knuckleball mitt

a large vagina with bulbous, darkened labia.

Wakefield was pitching for the Sox today and the knuckleball mitt Mirabelli was using to catch him reminded me of your mother's vagina.

by c. friday April 7, 2005

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Matty

A strange weird girl who is in love with a sean. She wears chinchilla shoes and secretely lives her life as a lesbian.
O and she laughs like a witch.

"That girl could not stop texting that boy. She was pulling a matty."

by Katie Stots May 29, 2008

misty eyed

What happens to your eyes when A Brad
cums on your forehead and some of the seman drips down your eyebrow and gets in your eye.

Baby, I get a misty eyed when you shot your load on my face!

by Flamenheart June 26, 2004

phatty matty

a cool person

Matt is called phatty matty because he is.

by xobeachqt69xo November 11, 2003

pullin' a matty

To pop the collar, or strut topless.

Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.

by Eliott Fevens September 21, 2008