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Messirve

Messirve is a word (slang) that uses the Spanish surname "Messi" as a joke. It means "it is useful".

When used as "no messirve", it means "it is not useful".
- I'll pick you up at 6pm.

- "Messirve"
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- I fixed it. This is working now.
- "Messirve"
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- We've bought this software license for you to use.

- "Messirve"
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- You guys can attend to this training session in your work hours.

-"Messirve"
by urbaniumturtle April 5, 2024
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Messionate

You're Messionate at Uno!
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messing around

engage in sexual activity casually or with someone other than one's spouse or partner.
"I found out he was messing around with my best friend"
by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024
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Messihiphobia

Messihiphobia (pronounced "Mess-E-he-foe-be-uh" is the fear, hatred, oppression, genocide, discrimination, (and/or) aggression against Christians, Messianic Jews, and other groups that believe in Jesus Christ such as Messianic Zoroastrians and Manichaens.

The term was coined in July of 2014 by Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Christians as an alternative to Christophobia and Christianophobia which includes followers of Jesus Christ from all religions.

It originates from the Tidewater Pidgin word Messihi, from Arabic "mesihiy" (مسيحي), meaning "Christian" and also obviously from the word phobia meaning "fear" from ancient Greek.
To prevent Messihiphobia, the Jewish community in Rochester, New York is teaching their youth about the similarities between Christians and Jews, promoting unity and peace.
by ZAYDIYYAH DEFENSE February 2, 2025
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Messiah

The true Messiah is the man born in the natural way everyone else is. He only learned of his Messiahship through the hid language on this site, along with the numerical language that is woven throughout the worldwide society of today.
Hey, you think the true Messiah can ever arise through this web of lies?
by The Most High God March 5, 2025
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Messiah'd

Messiah’d (verb):
To lure an audience into a high-concept, morally dense narrative; encourage deep speculation and emotional investment; then abruptly cancel without resolution, leaving viewers spiritually stranded and mildly feral.
Messiah'd:

“I’m not starting that show until I know it won’t get Messiah’d.”

“Oh, they cancelled it on a cliffhanger? Fully Messiah’d.”

“I have trust issues because I’ve been Messiah’d before.”
by Jane Kawarsky January 19, 2026
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Messiah Dorsey DAY

National messiah day all the huzz text his phone and flirt wit him
It’s all may 1-31 it’s is messiah Dorsey day cause he the goat
by Messiahaurafarming May 25, 2025
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